Dear David,
I regret that I must offer my resignation as England team manager with immediate effect.
Thanks to the efforts of John Terry, we are now in a mutually beneficial situation.
It has been obvious to me that the team will perform badly at Euro 2012, possibly even worse than at the World Cup in 2010.
By pretending to be affronted and resigning, you have a fall guy to blame for another tepid failure. I can leave with what is left of my reputation intact.
So long and thanks for all the cash!
Ciao,
Fabio
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