Chas & Dave - Snooker Loopy
Snooker, while still shown on television today, probably had its peak in the mid 80s. The 1985 world championship final between Steve Davis and Dennis Taylor went to the last ball of the last frame. Taylor won, the game finished well after midnight, with 18.5 million people watching. On BBC2!
Dave Lee Travis' "Give Us A Break" quiz on Radio 1 probably helped too. (I'm pretty sure that the quiz machine based on this was the very first that I played on.)
It's a complaint that there are fewer personalities now to hold the public interest, despite the efforts to give players unwieldy nicknames such as "The Jester from Leicester" and "The Wizard of Wishaw". Of course, Steve Davis always seemed to be an emotionless, potting robot - a notion long-since disproved. (His appearance in "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" was a joy.)
The idea of snooker being a lark was reinforced by "The Matchroom Mob" - players all managed by Barry Hearn's Matchroom Sport.
So you have a traditional pub 'sport' and want to record a novelty single. Who do you call? Why, the finest exponents of rockney, Chas & Dave! They're like The Wurzels of London's East End. They also had form with sport-related songs, having already done two for Tottenham Hotspurs cup runs in 1981 and 1982.
And so, in time for the 1986 world championship, "Snooker Loopy" was recorded. Several of the Matchroom players had a couple of lines dedicated to them, which (I've just realised) brings to mind Monty Python's "Bruce's Philosophers Song". Sometimes the player himself would provide a little vocal.
Then the chorus:
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
Try singing it like a medieval madrigal and it improves slightly. (Replace Chas' piano with a lute and you have a lost classic of the middle ages.)
The full lyrics are here if you need to know the rest. Yes, the BBC website.
The B-side was called "Wallop! (Snookered)". I remember only the bridge to the chorus, which had the most Cockney pronunciation of "He's gone down" - "eeeez gaaahn daaahn".
The only other thing I remember about the single is that it had all the results for the 1986 World Championship printed on the reverse of the sleeve. Joe Johnson won, if you're interested.
Snooker, while still shown on television today, probably had its peak in the mid 80s. The 1985 world championship final between Steve Davis and Dennis Taylor went to the last ball of the last frame. Taylor won, the game finished well after midnight, with 18.5 million people watching. On BBC2!
Dave Lee Travis' "Give Us A Break" quiz on Radio 1 probably helped too. (I'm pretty sure that the quiz machine based on this was the very first that I played on.)
It's a complaint that there are fewer personalities now to hold the public interest, despite the efforts to give players unwieldy nicknames such as "The Jester from Leicester" and "The Wizard of Wishaw". Of course, Steve Davis always seemed to be an emotionless, potting robot - a notion long-since disproved. (His appearance in "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret" was a joy.)
The idea of snooker being a lark was reinforced by "The Matchroom Mob" - players all managed by Barry Hearn's Matchroom Sport.
So you have a traditional pub 'sport' and want to record a novelty single. Who do you call? Why, the finest exponents of rockney, Chas & Dave! They're like The Wurzels of London's East End. They also had form with sport-related songs, having already done two for Tottenham Hotspurs cup runs in 1981 and 1982.
And so, in time for the 1986 world championship, "Snooker Loopy" was recorded. Several of the Matchroom players had a couple of lines dedicated to them, which (I've just realised) brings to mind Monty Python's "Bruce's Philosophers Song". Sometimes the player himself would provide a little vocal.
Then the chorus:
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
Try singing it like a medieval madrigal and it improves slightly. (Replace Chas' piano with a lute and you have a lost classic of the middle ages.)
The full lyrics are here if you need to know the rest. Yes, the BBC website.
The B-side was called "Wallop! (Snookered)". I remember only the bridge to the chorus, which had the most Cockney pronunciation of "He's gone down" - "eeeez gaaahn daaahn".
The only other thing I remember about the single is that it had all the results for the 1986 World Championship printed on the reverse of the sleeve. Joe Johnson won, if you're interested.
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